I still can’t believe you motherfuckers are actually doing crab day. I literally saw a trans rights are human rights post that was marked as sexual themes. You are out of your minds giving these motherfuckers your money
i cannot emphasize enough how much elon musk is very much not killing twitter on purpose. he is not that smart. you are giving him too much credit. he makes cars that melt. a few weeks ago a billionaire imploded several other billionaires and himself in the ocean because of this same brand of born-rich brainworms. destroying a social media site because of a petty, long held grudge over his paypal co-founders not letting him rename that to “X” is not a stretch.
unfortunately Iâm watching supernatural and someone on screen said âthere are No Wolves in pennsylvaniaâ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled itâŚgoogle is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except Iâve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didnât try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there arenât wolves in pennsylvania Iâm literally spiraling right now
still feeling so gut-punched over this
To be fair, PA also said âwe did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, youâre seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last weekâ
okay Iâm sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed
you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)
i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article
[caption: âWeâve been here 45 years and Iâve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that theyâve seen a cougar or mountain lion,â said owner Vince Hall. âI kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but Iâm not God.â]
PA: I canât believe weâve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: thereâs a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists
âŚPA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?
As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but weâre not talking about them) - itâs called Pennâs Cave, itâs been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.
So what Iâm getting at is donât trust the government.
âthe state of Pennsylvania is gaslighting its citizens about the native wildlifeâ
My spouse was born in PA (Bethlehem, Mt Sinai) and he is enjoying this entire thread, which we might show his cousins who live in Philly and have seen the These Arenât Cougars.
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Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it’s loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it’s a sex thing for me
Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like “yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!” posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it’s so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.
I’ve been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it’s become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don’t tell them at all.
It wasnât boomers who made it impossible to survive on a librarian or gardenerâs salary - it was rich people.Â
Plenty of boomers work as librarians, teachers, gardeners, and so forth, and are finding that as the cost of living skyrockets and corporations take over more and more of the world, that their salary is no longer able to support them.
And thus you have boomers - who understand how much you want to be a librarian because they also work as librarians - going bankrupt, losing their homes, drowning in debt, and dying because of unaffordable healthcare. And they get why youâre becoming an IT specialist instead of a librarian - because they! Know! That you canât survive! On a librarianâs salary anymore!
On the flip side, the rich people sucking money out of every service and person they can! Arenât! Always! Boomers! Tons of them are Gen X! And an increasing number are millennials! I havenât seen a Gen Z billionaire yet but Iâm willing to bet thereâs a couple by now!
Oh, and itâs not like they âdonât knowâ how much people want to do these sorts of jobs - they do! Thatâs how they justify underpaying people, because itâs your passion, you donât ~need~ to be paid a living wage for your passion.
You have more in common with poor boomers than you do with Kylie Jenner (born 1997). Go and talk to them. Organize with them. Youâll find they have a lot to offer once you stop dismissing them as rich old folks who ruined the economy.
As someone with a super leftist boomer father I feel this
Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.
Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.
And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we’re like, “ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We’ll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?”
ALT
